This IS "This is not Frank's Planet!"

Head over here and vote for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Or How I Met Your Mother. Or both, if you have two computers. Otherwise the "How I met your Studio 24 on the Sunset Strip" Mondays will just be 24. And that won't happen until January. And that would suck.

Edit: you can vote daily. Scary part is that the Gilmore Girls and One Tree Hill are leading the pack. *shudders*

We'll just all blame Nathan Fillion for this little craze...

Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 95% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50% River (Stowaway) 45% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Alliance 40% Wash (Ship Pilot) 30% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25%

You are good at fixing things. You are usually cheerful. You appreciate being treated with delicacy and specialness.

Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...

An even split between two people... fair enough, I can see myself there.

Your results:
You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 80% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% Wash (Ship Pilot) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 40% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 20% Alliance 10%

Medicine and physical healing are your game, but wooing women isn't a strong suit.

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Oh yes, I was there....

As far as I can tell, these must have been shot from the balcony over a couple from us, and how they got away with it, I'm not exactly sure. Apparently the show I was at, they weren't filming the band, only the audience, although the whole thing was recorded. So let's hope for a live 2CD set from my show, and a DVD of the show after with spliced in shots of me from the night before. 'Cause that'd be awesome...





There are some other movies (you can find them if you search for "third eye blind 3/13/07" on youtube) but they're kind shaky. ... Oh, okay, one semi-shaky one, that's semi-charmed... (it's not the whole thing, but hey, it's still a cool memory of the show)

My Dodge can't dodge a Ram but it can get rammed.

So in case you missed it, the premier of the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie was to day. Check it out at disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/atworldsend
I so can't fucking wait!

You know, I gotta say, it never seems quite appropriate or fair to walk into a resteraunt and see your ex already sitting there before ducking out.

Huh...

You are The Lovers

Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.

The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.

Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Bet you didn't see this one coming:

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Also, I think I have finally found my fight club. Except it's called Judo Club. I have someone else's blood on my uniform and the left side of my face was scraped red by the rough fabric covering said person's shoulder. The sensei said it wasn't over until someone won, but he ended up with a bloody nose while he was going for an arm bar and I was trying to get a choke in. Granted, I've been to about four sessions and he's some muscled brown belt. Damn I feel good.

Oh, and nothing final yet, but if anyone's free from the 26th to the 1st, I'm thinking about driving down the coast for spring break.

This should come as no real surprise to anyone who knows me at all...

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
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So I've finished watching "Day Break," the show you should've been watching (and should go watch all of free on abc.com before it gets taken down) and it ended extremely well, and it makes me sad there won't be another season. Go watch it and do yourself the favor. It's sort of Groundhog Day meets 24 meets the most intricate conspiracy story ever told. I really dig it. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. And it's free. How can you go wrong with free?

Apparently I seem to be the only one having access problems to here. Typical.

My turn for lyrics:

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

The problem with having to be at work at 8 AM is that there's not really good TV to watch as you eat your cereal. You end up seeing things like this.

The Touched seems to be having access problems lately. Like me.

We'll get it worked on.

The Touched, not me. Somethings are beyond help.

So my friend flew into town today. We've known eachother for about 14 years now, he's here for a week. After grabbing lunch we sit back and watch TV and talk shit. Comercial comes on:

Me: Oh, you know the new Schick razor? The one with titanium? I got that. F'ing rules.
Ryan: I've got an electric. You know, the one that cums on your face. Push the lotion out. Cums on your face. Not that I know what...
Me: (Laughing)
Ryan: ...
Me: (Still laughing)
Ryan. You're a dick.


Ah, good times. Good times.