"Why is he so nice to you?"
"I have boobs and feed him."
"Whoa whoa whoa, I don't need to hear any more of this."

Danny on: Back Streets of Tokyo (Brian Setzer vs. Hotei Tomoyasu)

"It's like someone squeezed a guitar until juice came out, then they bottled it."

Tomorrow night Kurt is going to come over and we're going to sit down and play a good ol' family fun game of Axis & Allies (Because in America, genocide is family fun.) We are adding one additional rule. To simulate the toll prolonged warfare has on a population, each time a territory is conquered the conqueror must drink.

This will be the best game. Ever. In my life. In the history of the world.

(Technically, 3 slots are open if anyone wants to drop by)

How the hell is Pluto not a planet? Scientists have lost their damn mind...

Back from SLO and recovered from the trip (took me a couple weeks to fully recover) and things look good. Looks like I'll be running a web server out of my house and dealing with some intresting people I figured I'd never have a chance to meet. Things are looking...intresting...

Have you ever fallen asleep at a morning meeting, woken up and realized that you have morning wood?

No?

Uh... neither have I.

Things heard at dinner last night:

"But how would you fit a penis in your nose?" - Christy to Ian.
"Christ woman, let me swallow first!" - Elaine to Megan
"Dude, who's going to Germany?" - Ian to me.

How I spent my summer (no, not really) Or it could be a great Movie of the Week, y'know?

8-hour retail shift FTL. =(

On a completely different note, I bought myself a Queen CD, so I could have a copy of "Killer Queen." This may be one of those things I do while braindead that I regret later. (Get your minds out of the gutter!)

I can no longer sit back and allow terrorist infiltration, terrorist indoctrination, terrorist subversion and the international terrorist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

SIGNED an agreement? Okay look, the idea itself is weird enough without the possibility that you could get into contract/labor disputes...

On a similar note, well, of course they're down... They're being set up by their parents, so apparently people don't need to solicit.

This world's too fuckin' weird anymore...

We've been quiet lately, I realize. Dunno why. Maybe we're all just out of energy.

Hell yes.

1st Season of the new Doctor Who now completely watched and enjoyed. I recommend it if you didn't see it. Can't wait for more with the new Doctor....

One $350 donation to the San Francisco AIDS foundation later, I am now in possession of what could very well be the only Animation Crew jacket from Wallace & Gromit in: The Curse of the Wererabbit in the United States.

I have no regrets. And the thing fits REALLY well :)

The Safeway by our house sucks...

Y'know, the more I think about it, the more glad I am that E3's done.