Thank God.

Holy crap I have 5 minutes to myself. So I'm alive for all those who remember me. This year has got to be one of the most bizarre years I've ever experienced. Maybe half of this year I haven't even spent in my own state and I'm getting a little weirded out by it. Anyways tomorrow I'm off to go work on some security project with some ex-FBI guys San Luis Obispo. Hopefully I'll have more time later to post.

Gona pickup a Macbook tomarow finally too ^^

At about 1:30AM last night, we FINALLY had another hit on the secret mission.

Note to self: never eat in China.

*meow*

Your results:
You are Catwoman

Catwoman 95% The Flash 85% Green Lantern 85% Supergirl 75% Hulk 75% Wonder Woman 65% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 45% Robin 45% Batman 40% Superman 15%

You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Look, it's "Speed - The Human", a new motion picture starting Jason Statham... and it looks really good, I must admit.

Your results:
You are Hulk

Hulk 95% Superman 80% Iron Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Robin 62% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% The Flash 55% Supergirl 52% Wonder Woman 47% Catwoman 30%

You are a wanderer with amazing strength.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Your results:
You are Supergirl

Supergirl 85% Green Lantern 70% Superman 65% Spider-Man 60% Wonder Woman 60% The Flash 50% Iron Man 50% Hulk 45% Robin 35% Batman 30% Catwoman 30%

Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 85% Hulk 75% Superman 65% Green Lantern 60% Catwoman 55% Batman 50% Iron Man 40% Supergirl 40% The Flash 40% Robin 35% Wonder Woman 20%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

I'm made of meat.

We survived.

Shack, Prot Warrior (Cousin Nhi): Okay, Ga, you need to stop doing so much damage and drawing aggro, it's making my job harder and you're wasting Vanish.
Dirge, Sword Rogue (Ga, AKA me): Alright, I'll wait a few extra sunders, I'm too used to being a lock.

(time passes)

Shack: Ready? Pulling Rattlegore now.
Dirge: Yep.
Shack: Remember, some extra time for aggro.
Dirge: Yep.

(time passes)

Dirge: Okay, going in slow

Your Sinister Strike crits Rattlegore for 743 damage.
Rattlegore takes 130 Nature damage from your Instant Poison VI.
You crit Rattlegore for 510 damage.
Rattlegore takes 142 Nature damage from your Instant Poison VI.
You crit Rattlegore for 200 damage.
Your Wound crits Rattlegore for 140 damage.
Rattlegore takes 40 Fire damage from your Fiery Weapon.
You gain 1 attack from Sword Specialization.
You crit Rattlegore for 520 damage.
Rattlegore takes 120 Nature damage from your Instant Poison VI.
Rattlegore crits you for 786 damage.
Rattlegore's Cleave hits you for 550 damage.
You can't do that while stunned.
Rattlegore crits you for 850 damage.
You can't do that while stunned.
Rattlegore hits you for 417 damage.
You can't do that while stunned.
Rattlegore's Cleave hits you for 532 damage.
You have died. Your items suffer a 10% durability loss.

Shack: WTF?!
Dirge: I'm bad at this game, I pressed one button and died :(

I spent this morning's train ride watching Bruce!

It will be quiet week here as we prepare for, go to, and possibly die at, Nerd Prom in San Diego. Yes folks, Comic Con time is upon again.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

Headline from Sports Illustrated today:

T.O. says he's misquoted in autobiography.

That really speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Jon: Hey Sean, did you check out my boobs?
Cliff (from other room): I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Jon: I could've said it differently. Hey man, didja check out my tits? Now that's a quote for The Touched.

Yes, yes sir, it is...

Next, on The Touched: Unnecessary scientific studies and the men who love them.

I would be inclined to think this was someone's animation class project, except that it's not. It's the spacecraft Cassini's digital shots of the moon Rhea crossing the crescent-phased Saturn, just above the plane of Saturn's rings; they're only a thin line at this angle.

Beautiful stuff.

Yeah, work that loophole, Rabbi.

Nothing like circumventing your religion's most onerous laws to make life bearable for your peoople.

PIRATES IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE TURNED IN TO PIRATES. I BE TALKIN' LIKE PIRATE, SAVVY AND ME CAPTAIN SPARROW HAS FOLLOWED ME HOME. AN' HE BE SWAGGERIN', TOO MUCH RUM SAYS I.

DO REMEMBER THAT YE MUST SAY 'TIL THE END TO GET THE WHOLE STORY, SAVVY.

THE PIRATE PRINCESS.

Atlantic City suspends gambling until state budget resolution reached. Man, it just sounds damn eerie...

Don't blow yourself up today, kids.

So Kurt and I are out doing our usual Saturday night drunk walk. Instead we go right and take the way through the more ghetto neighorhood. I'm drunk and intent on exploring new grounds.

We come out alive. I stop to look at a bus stop that I once tried to knock over in a drunker state. All of a sudden a car stops along the road next to us.

"Oh shit, the Po-Po!"

Not quite. It's a red hatchback. Probably a honda. Looking inside the open window I can see thin dreadlocks, probably a black man.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

"Just going for a walk, bro!"

"Alright! I just fucked two girls!"

...Car starts to gain speed again.

"You rock! Have a good night bro!"

Poker tonight. And it sounds like everyone and their great-uncle is showing up. God help us.