In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get the chick next door pregnant. Get your resolution here

I rule so much even random databases on the internet know it.

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Ride a mechanical bull in drag. Get your resolution here

The new year approaches... be afraid... be very very afraid...

My radio show which is normally on from 8-11 p.m. PST will be on tonight from 7-12 p.m. PST in a special 5 hour block. Just thought you might like to know and listen.

Merry Christmas to all.

In other news... Canadians legalize group sex.

I can't decide if I'm amazed, baffled, awestruck or envious. Quite possibly all of the above.

My God... The torture we've been committing in the middle east is worse than we thought... We've been using Eminem to do it...

Go watch this... and be patient. The intro section's a little slow, and it'll take a while to load but it's well worth it.

Finals are over!

The last final also involved writing more than I ever knew was possible for an engineering exam. =(

No matter, no more engineering for me! (I'm not smart enough. ;___;)

In the news of Erin:

- I am now a blue belt in Seido Karate. And let me tell you, the added color makes the outfit *so* much better! Also, I can kick a little more ass than on previous occasions.

- I auditioned for Shakespeare, but failed to get a part. Thus proving, I'm not angsty enough for Ophelia, too angsty for Lucretia, and I'm not a Princess of France, meaning I can't sleep with King Henry. Drat.

- My car is in one piece again, but has cataracts (They replaced one headlamp, so one is shiny and new, and the other is kinda grungy looking). I'm still waiting for Mercury Insurance to get off their butts and give me my $500 deductable back...

- I have been interviewing at ABE Services, and might possibly have my first real (real meaning health insurance and a 401k) job. I interview with the COO on Monday. I'll let you know how it goes.

First real Da Vinci Code trailer is up. I have mixed feelings about the approach, but it looks fairly good.

Please, God, don't let me embarrass myself. I can accept any outcome but shame.

Go here and go past the age verification thing and watch the incredible trailer for the upcoming Miami Vice movie... hot DAMN Michael Mann kicks ass...

This intrigues me... I'm looking forward to this series, I think.

M:I-3 teaser trailer is out... J.J. Abrahms, who created Alias/Lost, is directing... looks pretty good thusfar. HELL of a cast... Laurence Fishburne's in it... Simon Pegg (aka Shaun of Shaun of the Dead, and, more importantly, from the BBC TV show Spaced) is in it... Billy Crudup's in it... Ving's back... Phillip Seymour Hoffman's playing the villain... I like what I see. Let's hope for two things -- one that JJ knows what he's doing and doesn't futz it up, and two, that somehow, somewhere, some way, they snuck Anthony Hopkins on for another scene or two as Hunt's boss. I know a lot of people didn't like M:I2, but I enjoyed it and it was fun, especially when Hopkins was talking...

Richard Pryor has died. He'd been ill for a long time... multiple sclerosis, heart bypass surgery... but it's still sad to see someone who was so absolutely influential to comedy pass away. As I've often said, every decade has a comedian who's not only funny, but challenging... for the 70s, Richard Pryor was that comedian. He was edgy and poignant, witty and quick on his feet. The world's a little darker for his passing.

Man, I miss Douglas Adams:

"Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, at least I got a little humor in my day...

I just want to breathe... is that so goddamn much to ask for?

I can feel the pressure behind my eyes, that bridge of my nose that feels like it wants to burst off my face...

I HATE being sick...

I so just want to be able to breathe again and not feel like my head wants to explode and make a dramatic mess over everything...

Damn the British and their infernally cool TV shows... Season 1 picked up on DVD today... Season 2 on DVD, obtaining shortly... and then waiting until January for season 3... damn them indeed...

I hate the plague...

I was in an accident. I'm fine. The car, I believe, is fixable. I'm pissed.

If you want more info, you call me. This is the shittiest week I've had in awhile, and I'm going to curl up in a ball now.

So, I was searching through a professional image site looking for a picture to use on a client's homepage with their slogan. Suddenly their slogan changed to "Stop masturbating under the table"

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