So my friend flew into town today. We've known eachother for about 14 years now, he's here for a week. After grabbing lunch we sit back and watch TV and talk shit. Comercial comes on:

Me: Oh, you know the new Schick razor? The one with titanium? I got that. F'ing rules.
Ryan: I've got an electric. You know, the one that cums on your face. Push the lotion out. Cums on your face. Not that I know what...
Me: (Laughing)
Ryan: ...
Me: (Still laughing)
Ryan. You're a dick.


Ah, good times. Good times.