So Kurt and I are out doing our usual Saturday night drunk walk. Instead we go right and take the way through the more ghetto neighorhood. I'm drunk and intent on exploring new grounds.

We come out alive. I stop to look at a bus stop that I once tried to knock over in a drunker state. All of a sudden a car stops along the road next to us.

"Oh shit, the Po-Po!"

Not quite. It's a red hatchback. Probably a honda. Looking inside the open window I can see thin dreadlocks, probably a black man.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

"Just going for a walk, bro!"

"Alright! I just fucked two girls!"

...Car starts to gain speed again.

"You rock! Have a good night bro!"