OMFG. Rob Zombie + Godsmack at Amphitheatre? Fucking awesome. So fucking awesome.

Wow.... a TV journalist saying something I can respect and agree with. That's... impressive, if not a little frightening.

Alright, update time. Life blew up. Girlfriend left me for friend. Friends also gone (new ones anyways. The rest of you fuckers moved). 4 months to transfer to Sac State. Right back where I was three years ago. Except with excessive time on my hands that I'm no longer content to spend playing video games all day with. If anyone is doing anything, hit me up because I'll probably be down. Otherwise I'll be here representing my own bad self.

Took 'em goddamn long enough to realize that the anorexia chic look was harmful.

Coming soon, the eight-legged cat, and the 200-legged centipede.

Happy day of birth, Christy.

Actual dead bodies on CSI set.

This isn't surprising, oddly. I'm just waiting for the day they open up one of the morgue refridgerators on set and find a real dead body, as opposed to an actor. *That* would be exciting. And probably cause a couple problems...

ARR, It be talk like a pirate day, savvy.

Pilage and plunder or walk the plank, savvy.

Says Sherrie the Red

My pirate name is:

Captain Charity Bonney

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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Would have been better if posted tomorrow!

Seems about right, and I was bored at work...

My pirate name is:

Captain William Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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My pirate name is:

Mad Bess Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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In news I'm sure you all were desperate to hear, I now know how to say "Dude, where's my elephant?" in Thai.

In other news, go see The Protector. It's fun.

For the record, I am currently drunk and pantsless.

Also, full of kung fu prowess.

But mostly drunk and pantsless.

Sleep is for the weak!

The fact that my Chem lab was longer than the amount of sleep I got last night is slightly... distressing.

No matter how hard I try to write a post that does not involve me being pantsless or drunk for once, it always goes horribly wrong in the end.

It's official, Saddam Hussein has become one of the characters from The Kids In The Hall.

One of the stranger mails I've ever received:

"Being a stripper I highly recomend going to a strip club and throw a few dollars on stage for the girls who do pole tricks, it's harder than it looks, though it can be fun. Oh, and don't let them hustle you, we tend to be pretty good at that."

Happy Birthday Sean!!

So, I've finally figured something out... I talked to my mother and I was born at 11 a.m. Indonesia time. This means that in every time zone in the US except the east coast, I was actually born on November 25th, not November 26th. Should you choose to celebrate that holiday, feel free to do it on either day. Or, y'know, ignore it entirely.

I suddenly wish I were a grad student...

Crank was the funniest movie I've seen all year.

Props for the many Max Payne references, too.