And now, an old email that I got at random from someone I don't know that I keep around, just to reassure me that the world is surreal...

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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human
and or have the technology to travel physically through time I
need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my
life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that
humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way
that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with
alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down
here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay
top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to
edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me
a (SEPARATE) email to:

**********@*****.*****

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

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Some days, the random email I get is simply too much fun. I've kept this one a whole year and I still don't have the heart to delete it...