So I'm in Rancho Cordova at Greg's LAN party. And I have just liberated from Cliff a piece of paper with a quote from a respected friend of his from high school. On it this friend explains the plight of our Touched Bachelor:

"He's attractive, intelligent and well-off. He's a nice guy. A bit geekish, but nice. And no friend of mine should be dancing stag. Take him off the market. Before he spoils..."


So ladies email TheTouchedBachelor@hotmail.com Because nobody wants to be alone for Valentine's Day.