Seriously, I could make you laugh, all the time. You know it's worth it. Email.

Oh, and the real reason I posted -- if you're thinking of buying me a present of any kind in the near future, I usually like people to just get me things they THINK I'd like, but here's a few that I *KNOW* I'd like... Like this and this (or this but I prefer the pocket one) or THIS (if you're ridiculously wealthy) or THIS (if you're moderately wealthy) or this (back to fairly wealthy again)...

I suppose I'm just dreaming again.