Well, my pants don't seem to belong anywhere else, so I thought maybe CNN would want'em. Get Wolf Blitzer bringing you "The State of the Pants Address" or something equally as vapid.

You know, I think that was originally supposed to be an attack on TV "journalism" (and I use the term very loosely), but I think I'm not quite awake enough yet to make it work. I'll post more later when I'm more conscious.