Oh, and for those of you wondering why I'm the worst person as stated below...

Last time I had a girlfriend: 1994. Last time I was dating: 1996. Of my previous roommates, number of which I'm still on speaking terms with: 1.

Worst person to have a solution? Hell, I just threw that in to be "melodramatic." Or something.

Still, I think you have to do what it takes to keep you happy, Liz. Everything else plays second fiddle to that.