I have the uncanny ability to fuck up my finger without really even trying. It's amazing the damn thing is still attached.

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Seriously, I was bleeding like hell. Apparently it's still not healed up all the way yet, and so it's easy to rip open and cause huge amounts of blood to squirt from it without warning. And yes, I am a baby when it comes to seeing my own blood.

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But I'm fine now.

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I think...

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Shit.