I keep linking people to this, mostly because I find it hysterical. Ian from MacHall linked it, but I had to pimp it more.

In other news, I'm still unemployed, I've bleached blonde streaks in my hair again, and I now apparently wear somewhere between a size 8 and 10, depending on brand and style (I used to wear a 12-14). The funny thing is, I still weigh the same... go figure...

*wanders off to get the contacts unstuck from her eyeballs...*