For clarity, Sean is my brother, and we're all in his house for the following conversation:

Erin: I'm leaving right after "24".

Ian: Awww.... Why?

Cliff: She's leaving early to avoid the inevitable torrid orgy that will follow.

Sean: I didn't authorize any torrid orgies.

Cliff: Well, we didn't think you'd mind if you were invited.

Sean: But I have Half-Life 2 to play.