Final bruise count: 19, most on my upper left thigh, and I'm only counting the bruises that are larger than a quarter. I have a very nice one on my rear end that was incurred while walking backwards up an aisle only to have an unfortunate run in with a theatre seat and the lead actress in the show look at me and say "That's gonna bruise." The nails went on Wednesday, and the social life was happening all week long.

And then I had to go back to my real life. Albeit, much happier. My summer is complete.