JOKE OF THE DAY
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked fora whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
I know you have missed them... so maybe I will start back up again.
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked fora whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
I know you have missed them... so maybe I will start back up again.
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