My mouth has been violated.

And not like that, you sick fucks...

I had a dentist appointment, and once again, I've been told that all my teeth are going to fall out.

That's right folks, I don't floss, so my teeth are doomed. But I swear, the only time I bleed is when the nurses are poking and prodding my gums. Oh well, I guess I should start doing that whole proper dental hygiene thing. Yay.