This serves as your free warning. Chris "Willis" Wiig will be visiting out to the San Jose area some time in the next few months. You will, for a short time, be able to meet another flagstone in the history of my life. This is not a test. Please fasten your seatbelts. If you don't have seatbelts, well, grab on to the person nearest you and hope they like you enough to strap you into theirs.