This fucking car of mine... one tire goes flat, take it in, have them replace all four (and the front brakes) and what happens this morning? Sure enough, one of the tires, the new fucking tires, is fucking FLAT! Shoot me the fuck right fucking now.

Edit: Oh, just to make it even better, I couldn't get the lugnuts off with my tire iron this morning, so I had to call AAA, who had to send a guy out with a power gun to get them off so HE could change the tire for me.

Seriously, what fucking next?