Jon: oh and btw....
Jon: THE FIRST EVER KUMI PHOTO BOOK COMES OUT NEXT MONTH
Jon: O
Jon: M
Jon: F
Jon: G
Jon: I need a job
Jon: now
Jon: http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=377
Jon: I wish japan needed sperm donors
Jon: that would be a great job
Close Female Friend: hahahah
Jon: "looking for sucessful, well built, fair looking american boys to repopulate our perfect society with hybrids.)
Jon: "hello mr. baum san, for today's performance I will use this "feminine toy" to help your progress." http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/2.html
Jon: "what... this isn't enough...?" http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/5.html
Jon: "ok, well ask the genie for help..." http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/12.html
Jon: "Oh... wise genie... Mr. jon needs help at his newly acquired possition in japan... and sadly myslf and this toy is not enough... can you help us?"
Jon: *genie "what's this you say... you using this toy... is not enough for master jon?" http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/11.html
Jon: "I know... it sounds odd, but what are we to do?"http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/26.html
Jon: *genie "well, maybe we're in the wrong area of expertise?... how about a singing bald guy?" http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/10.html
Jon: "No, no silly, he's not gay... he just dresses that way... :p " http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/200606/graph/14_2/1.html
Close Female Friend: hahahaha
Jon: *genie... ok.... we shall bring him a fantasy of his most wild DREAMS.... BEHOLD... The power of the GENIE!"
Jon: *genie "Your wish... is my comand!" http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/entertainment/geinou/graph/20051108/2.html
Jon: =================
Jon: yes... you have just witnessed another crazy energetic jon theater.... brought to you by the letters O, M and G.
Jon: tune in next week for more Gackt and Kumi wildness.
Jon: and for all you listeners at home in the states, don't forget to save up your viewer points...
Close Female Friend: YAAAAAAAAaaaaaaY!!!
Jon: you could win any one of the new JON action figures
Close Female Friend: SWEET!!!
Jon: you could win business Jon, angst Jon, lover jon, or even the ultra rare snapping & smiling Jon
Jon: tune in next time. same cool time, same cool channel!
Close Female Friend: There's a lover Jon?
Close Female Friend: wow...that must be the super rare clear variant!
Jon: yes, he's dressed in banana rep clothing, glasses, and there are sparkling hearts around his hair.
Close Female Friend: XD XD Awesome