Ode to Kirby
(to the tune of Monty Python’s “Henry Kissinger” song)

Dear ol' Kirby,
How I love ye.
You're the vacuum of my dreams.
With your rounded face,
The way you suction space,
You should join the Dyson Team.
I know they say that you are very strange
and short and round and pinkish
but you've fantastic acting range!
Dear ol' Kirby,
How I love ye,
And wish that you were real!

Dear ol' Kirby,
How I love ye.
You're so chubby and so neat.
With your Beam hat, or your Fighter cap,
You just make my life complete.
The people who feel like I do are too few.
But you're much cuter than Mario,
Yet less annoying than Pikachu.
Dear ol' Kirby,
How I love ye,
And wish that you were real!


I should never get bored....