One of these days, I will understand where this email came from, why I got it and what it all means... most importantly, though, did he get the help he was looking for? It's a few years old, but I thought I'd share it all with you...

"Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
Frank Young (webmaster@epi.com) on Thursday, January 10, 2002 at
20:19:10
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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human
and or have the technology to travel physically through time I
need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my
life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that
humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way
that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with
alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down
here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay
top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to
edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me
a (SEPARATE) email to:

Robby0809@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks"

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God bless the Internet.