monkey: "Hey guys, can anyone help me through Sauro(tab)?"
Linkshell: (crickets)
monkey: "anyone? I don't know the way and it already took me like a half hour to get through Meripha(tab)"
monkey: "Alright, would anyone at least tell me what mobs are aggressive here so I can avoid them?"
Linkshell: "Goblins and Yagudo, both aggro on sight. That's it."
monkey: "Okay, thanks..."
Final Fantasy XI: Sauromogue Couerl hits Dingonosuke for 68 points of damage
Final Fantasy XI: Sauromogue Couerl hits Dingonosuke for 50 points of damage
Final Fantasy XI: Sauromogue Couerl hits Dingonosuke for 62 points of damage
Final Fantasy XI: Sauromogue Couerl hits Dingonosuke for 70 points of damage
Final Fantasy XI: Sauromogue Couerl scores a critical hit! Dingonosuke takes 97 damage
monkey: /em pushes up daisies
City of Heroes: "Come back to me, sweetheart... in Paragon City, the time between point A and point B is mere minutes, and you can avoid aggro by superleaping out of trouble. And you can party with all of your friends by becoming their sidekicks."
monkey: "I love you, City of Heroes."
Final Fantasy XI: "Wait! I'm not done sodomizing you yet!"
monkey: "I have a new sugar daddy now. Goodbye."