Well Greg, the American people might find your honesty refreshing. Other candidates take themselves too seriously. Unless you're Ross Perot. Who can take those ears seriously?

And yes Dom, God is trying to tell you to take on a campaign against KY Jelly, because putting tubes on the sidewalk for people to slip on could get messy.

On a completely random note, if you google my name, you'll find that I'm a famous Irish male singer. Well, I'm part Irish, so al least they got one part right.