So I'm here in Japan, and my roommate is afraid of the toilet, which sings, sprays water at your ass or something. But the best thing so far has been... KOUSHIEN! The baseball fanboy in me drooled all over the hallowed ivy of Japan's most sacred field, and that's been the highlight of my trip so far.

Oh, and my travel mate, who's been to Japan 4 more times than me, is almost useless when it comes to finding our way around. I'm better than him, and I've never seen maps of the city until now. I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.