Why am I such a fucking idiot?

No, don't answer that. Too many of you have wisecracks that have been waiting in the deep recesses of your minds that will only emerge when *I* ask that specific question.

We'll just leave it as a rhetorical question, and hope I'll answer myself, or that the thing that I've done that has illicited this question of myself will resolve in such a way that it will turn out that I am not, in fact, a fucking idiot, but rather a fucking genius. Or at least brighter than your average lightbulb.

I'm going to shut up now. The wall looks so inviting...