Yeah, I got the same one as Christy.


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How big are you compared to Liz's penis?



I think we're all having affairs with Liz. I mean, with a penis that size, who isn't? Just by being in Liz's presence, you are having an affair with Liz. It's kinda fun, actually. You should all try it sometime.

And in other news, I've got the plague! Not the evil, I can't do anything plague, but the one that involves great quantities of paint being splattered onto my walls, and me in the process. And the whole time I'm painting, I just hear Christy's voice whispering seductively, "Remember, with a roller, make W's."

Yeah, I need to stop inhaling fumes...