Greg showed up, in a typical manner of trying to throw himself through the unlocked door and failing. (He says he banged on it with his foot) So Cliff was enlisted to help him carry not one but TWO computers back up to the apartment. On the way they found my brother Tim, who apparently rode down in the trunk of Greg's car. This is an amazing feat considering two things: One, Tim lives in Eureka and Greg lives in Rancho Cordova, which if you look at the map are considerably apart from one another. Two, somehow I think that in the battle that would ensue should Greg try to get Tim into the trunk of his car, Tim would win. Reading this comment aloud led to a comparison of what weaponry exists within the cars of the men involved (in other words, a chance to prove who had the biggest dick, which doesn't matter because we all know Liz has the biggest dick). So that's the commentary thus far. We were supposed to be on the air 15 minutes ago.